Robbed in Panama City! And It Ain´t Pretty…
Two nights ago I was robbed by a group of women in Panama City. Yup, pretty damn embarrassing. The effects have been far more devastating than I ever thought they could be.
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This is How I Feel Right Now…
Two nights ago I was robbed by a group of women in Panama City. Yup, pretty damn embarrassing. The effects have been far more devastating than I ever thought they could be.
A year ago when I was planning this trip, before I sold everything I owned to start traveling long-term, my good friend, mentor, and experienced traveler Ferenc Ecseki posed a question to me:
“Before you leave, ask yourself, are you prepared to lose everything? Because there is a good possibility it could happen”.
I told him I was prepared. Now I´m starting to think I answered a little to quickly…
A Chain-Reaction of Mistakes
Last week I spent 5 days exploring the remote villages & jungles of Panama´s notorious Darien Gap with my friend Gabriel from Brazil. We both shot a lot of photos & video from our challenging and eye-opening experience there.
On Friday night, we decided to meet again at a Cuban bar in the Casco Viejo area of Panama City to share our footage with each other.
I brought my laptop computer along with me for this purpose. Mistake #1.
As we were finishing up, the bar/restaurant got really busy as a large group of locals & expats started celebrating someone´s birthday. The festive live Cuban music in combination with a venue packed full of beautiful dancing women enticed us to stay and have a couple drinks before we left. Mistake #2.
Like I always do, I strapped my day-pack to my chair so no one could just grab it and run off. My laptop was inside. Unfortunately, the reusable zip-ties I normally employ to secure the zippers of my pack had been left at the apartment I was Couchsurfing at. Mistake #3.
Eventually a group of local girls came in. We watched them scan the bar, pause and whisper to each other when they saw us, and proceed to take seats next to us. Based on their actions and dress, we assumed they were prostitutes looking to conduct some business with a couple of foriegn tourists. We were their targets.
Gabriel and I were slightly amused at the situation, but didn´t think much of it, and continued on with our deep conversation about what we had experienced in the Darien. Mistake #4.
Maybe an hour or so later I suddenly noticed that the girls were gone. I didn´t see them leave. We assumed they gave up on trying to get our attention and went searching for new targets. I didn´t think to check my bag. Mistake #5.
After we finally left the bar, I noticed that my day pack felt a bit light. Upon closer inspection, my heart sank… 
My Life Was on That Computer!
For those of you who don´t know, 100% of my income comes from working with my computer. I make a little money from this travel blog, but the majority of it comes from building websites that sell information products (aka eBooks).
I use very specialized software programs to create graphics, process photos & video, and build websites. That´s how I earn a living, and I do it all from my computer.
Luckily I have backups for most of my information. My travel photos and videos have been saved from disaster. But there is a problem.
Lately the company I buy advertising from, Google AdWords, has made some changes which have effected my business in a very negative way. I´ve been forced to completely update all my websites, or risk my whole business going under.
Without my own computer, I´m effectively unable to make those updates now, and it´s a time-sensitive situation. There were also some important files on my computer that were NOT backed up yet, and I´m going to have to work twice as hard to get everything up to date again. Mistake #6.
Recovery Not Looking Good…
Planning ahead, I installed tracking software called Prey on my laptop, just for this type of situation. But to track it, the computer must be turned on and near a WiFi location.
After 2 days, I´ve received zero reports from the tracking software. The thieves may have been smart enough to keep the computer turned off, and they possibly could have just replaced or reformatted the hard-drive.
It´s not looking good that I´ll recover my computer this way. The Panamanian police can´t do much about the situation either.
And to top it all off, my travel insurance was not up to date. My policy expired not too long ago, and I was in the proccess of conducting research to locate a new provider when all of this happened. Mistake #7.
Living on $30 a Day
A lot of people who read my website assume I must be independently wealthy to travel constantly like this. That´s definitely not the case.
After almost a year living on the road (next week was going to be my 1 Year Travelversary), my savings are running low. It will take a month or two of hard work to resurect my business, and it´s going to be pretty difficult (if not impossible) to accomplish it without a computer and the specialized software I need.
While I´m embarrassed to say it, this perfect storm of disasters will force me to postpone my travels until I can put all the pieces back together.
How You Can Help
I hate asking for help.
But for those who want to, I´ve reluctantly decided to present a few simple ways you can help me get this blog going again as fast as possible:
Purchase a Fine Art Print
Many of my travel photos are available to purchase as fine art prints. My image galleries contain unique landscapes, historic buildings, funny animals, and interesting people from throughout Central America.
If you or someone you know could use some new artwork in a home or apartment, or if you´re looking for a great gift idea, consider purchasing one of my photography prints.
I´ve created a special gallery of my personal favorite images here, but feel free to browse through my entire travel photo gallery here.
Fine Art Images from Central America
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Any sales will go directly towards the purchase of a new computer so I´ll be able to continue producing this travel blog. In the rare case that I exceed that amount, or if the police miraculously happen to recover my computer a few weeks from now, all money will go directly towards my Local Charity Projects.
Not to mention you´ll get something special to hang on your wall. 
A few of you have asked how to send donations without buying a print. You can click here to send one via PayPal using my email address: matt@expertvagabond.com Thank you so much!
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Maybe you don´t need any photo prints, maybe you can´t afford them, or maybe you don´t think I deserve any help because I´ve been careless & irresponsible. In all 3 cases, I completely understand.
But if you´re on Facebook, Twitter, or Google+, I would be forever in your debt if you´d at least share this post with your friends.
If nothing else, it´s a great example of what NOT to do. Hopefully my story will help other people avoid these same mistakes…
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The whole ordeal has been just another learning experience for me, among the many I´ve had on this journey thus far. I´m a strong believer that all experiences, good and bad, end up being positive in the long run. I´m not going to let this setback stop me from my goals.
“A man’s errors are his portals of discovery.” ~ James Joyce ?
I´ve since been made aware that what happened to me was not technically “robbery” but theft. Those 3 sneaky prostitutes never threatened me with any physical harm.
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What Does a Timber Tiger Taste Like?
Timber Tigers are dangerous animals living in the forests of New Hampshire. I jumped at the chance to slay & eat this wicked beast.
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Hunting the Deadly Timber Tiger
I really don’t enjoy killing animals. But I do enjoy eating them. So when I had an opportunity to go hunting for the dangerous Timber Tiger in the forests of New Hampshire, I jumped at the chance to slay & eat this wicked beast.
moving stealthily through the forest, they devour babies when parents are away…
Timber Tigers have become an uncontrollable epidemic in wooded areas throughout the United States. They breed and multiply in great numbers until no animal is safe from their wrath.
They’re an army of killers bent on destroying cute and defenseless birds, frogs, and mice.
Moving stealthily through the forest, they devour babies when parents are away from the nest. Timber Tigers are drug addicts too. Consuming large quantities of psychedelic mushrooms all day, they numb their minds to the unspeakable crimes they commit against the animal kingdom.
Timber Tiger Getting High on Mushrooms
The Hunt Begins
I wasn’t sure if I could destroy this monster on my own, so I enlisted the help of a reliable friend. Patrick and I armed ourselves well, said goodbye to our families, and ventured into the deep, dark, foreboding woods.
There were no guarantees we’d come out alive.
Immediately we discovered signs that a Timber Tiger was near. Tracking it through the wet leaves, we eventually found it’s hidden lair of doom.
Preparing ourselves mentally for the battle about to be waged, we hid in the brush and released the safeties on our weapons…
Attack!
The Timber Tiger had been waiting for us. It was no fool. Lunging from the treetops, it surprised us with an attack from the air!
It’s clever ambush caught us off guard and we were forced to defend ourselves from the monster or risk certain death.
A lucky shot felled the beast before it could rip us limb from limb.
Our impossible quest was over. The leviathan was slain. Now it was time to feast.
Chipmunk Garlic Sauté
How to Cook a Chipmunk
The first step to enjoying fresh Timber Tiger meat is to skin, gut, and butcher the evil creature. You’re left with 2 back legs and a sirloin.
After washing the meat well, you now place it in a bowl of cold water mixed with a tablespoon of canning salt. This you let sit in the fridge for 24 hours.
The salt removes any remaining blood, getting rid of a possible gamey taste.
Pour some good oil into a frying pan on medium heat and mix in half a clove of diced garlic to simmer for 5 minutes. Add your cuts of Timber Tiger, and spice the whole concoction with a healthy dose of freshly ground pepper.
Cook for 10 minutes.
Timber Tiger Tastes Grrrrrrreat!
Yummy!
You’re left with succulent, tasty morsels of meat, much like miniature chicken legs, that pair well with a case of cheap beer.
People will come from miles around to celebrate your victory over this demon of the forest, so be prepared for a party. The mayor may even declare a new holiday in your honor.
Ensure you have enough meat to share with friends, because everyone in the village will want to try a bite of your delicious Timber Tiger.
Buen Provecho! 
Naturally hunting & eating furry woodland creatures might offend some people. If you decide to comment below, please share your opinions in a logical, professional way. Critical is fine, but if you’re rude, I’ll delete your stuff.
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Chicken Bus Accident [PHOTO]
When the wheels on the bus fall off.
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Chicken Bus Accident
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Traffic was held up for hours after this public bus tipped over outside the town of Masaya, Nicaragua. Accidents like this are a common occurrence for these “chicken buses” throughout Central America. Owners don’t always spend the money to maintain the veteran US school buses on a regular basis. The whole rear axle & back wheels of this particular bus completely fell off! Luckily no one was seriously hurt.
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